How drunk am/was I? PLEASE ANSWER :)?

Sweetheart... that's called a "hangover". Your stomach and head will feel really bad when you drink too much. There is a direct correlation between how bad you feel and how much you've over indulged. The more you over indulge... the worse you feel. Now: if you will drink water while you are drinking alcohol you can minimize the hangover effect. Eat something before you go drinking. As to the level of your intoxication... you had (the equivalent) about 5 beers. if you drove a car and were caught... you could *definitely* be expected to face DWI charges. Don't do it! Eventually you'll learn "buzz management"... that is.. how much you can drink and still not wake up feeling like creamed death. Good luck... take it easy... and have fun. :)